The Sullied Segunda 15/16

I was expecting @maroonandwhite to jump in telling me to fuck off. Disappointed he didn’t.

Marvellous stuff, @Bandage is a proper cunt. He’ll be right at home here.

In the same spirit as relegated EPL teams getting £££mmm in parachute payments when they’re relegated, I’ll be picking first in the draft to give myself the optimal chance of securing immediate promotion. Looking forward to it.

I’ll wait to see which league members this pisses off before confirming but it is certainly a runner, pal.

I’d have no problem with this.

Who is currently top if your draft board, pal?

John Kuhn.

How about 20 a head for a bit of interest? Winner gets 140, best record 80 and second last 20 back to stop cunts from tanking or giving up after a bad start

In… You can be bank tho, fucked if I’m doing it.

You actually think we’d let you handle money you fucking sleveen! Plenty of sites where we can all deposit and it pays automatically. I propose @Bandage shpuld set it up

I’m a man of integrity. You have my word on that.

Happy to pay but not organising it. Admin duties are beneath me.

+1

Shit just got real.

Here’s a tip for you pal, pay some attention yourself this year and you just might avoid having to make a similar panicky post in the 3rd division this time next year. A franchise been relegated in successive years would be a first but I’ve no doubt you’re up to it.
You are clearly shitting a brick and well you should be.

What date we looking at for the draft?

30th. 9.30pm.

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Let’s get it on.

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Who is Team 9? What cunt hasn’t registered properly?

Mice, sort this shit. Registrations must be completed by the end of Training Camp.

It’s everyone’s favourite Wexican… But I’m on it… Let’s just say he thinks because he has played in the window lickers league that he is gonna waltz the Segunda… He can think again the cuntflap.

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