The Terrible Joke Thread

Propagandised halfwits. Sure thereā€™s plenty of them on here

Is that the state of play? Maybe the tans should make a move

This is probably the wrong thread but sure they had to get lads from North Korea to man the frontline with Ukraine and they didnā€™t even have the proper gear for the winter.

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Thatā€™s a good 'un.

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At a very important large gathering, the Pope whispers to Donald Trump ā€œI bet you $100 that with one wave of my hand I can make the crowd go ecstatic. It will be a celebration like you have never seen before Mr Trumpā€.
Trump replies ā€œI donā€™t think so, one wave of your hand? I will be more than happy to take your $100. Now Show me!ā€
The Pope proceeds to slap him and the crowd goes bananas!

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One for @glenshane

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Not to be pedantic, but why is it one for @glenshane ?

Very good, poor old @glenshane wont know what to think

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Youā€™re an elite poster like me.
You should understandā€¦

Iā€™m not pedantic at all at all. Iā€™m an independent thinker, i do all my own research, and have a ruthlessly objective position on the most important issues discussed on the forumā€¦almost to the point of being pedantic.

Whoā€™s to say whether the room is behind the door or in front of the door? Or to the side of the door?

Youā€™d think the notice would have given a specific time on Friday that the meeting was at too, wouldnā€™t you?

I mean youā€™d feel like an awful fool if you turned up at 0:00 hours on Friday and the meeting turned out to be at 23:59 on Friday.

The pedants organising this meeting seem awful vague in their messaging. Whatā€™s illustrated here is a very poor standard of pedantry.

Apologies lads, I thought that said pesantsā€¦

Weā€™re definitely zeroing in on the problem here, but your hour is up. Same time next week?

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I liked you more when you were off your tits

You were probably alone on that one.

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