The Terrible Joke Thread

Propagandised halfwits. Sure there’s plenty of them on here

Is that the state of play? Maybe the tans should make a move

This is probably the wrong thread but sure they had to get lads from North Korea to man the frontline with Ukraine and they didn’t even have the proper gear for the winter.

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That’s a good 'un.

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At a very important large gathering, the Pope whispers to Donald Trump ā€œI bet you $100 that with one wave of my hand I can make the crowd go ecstatic. It will be a celebration like you have never seen before Mr Trumpā€.
Trump replies ā€œI don’t think so, one wave of your hand? I will be more than happy to take your $100. Now Show me!ā€
The Pope proceeds to slap him and the crowd goes bananas!

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One for @glenshane

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Not to be pedantic, but why is it one for @glenshane ?

Very good, poor old @glenshane wont know what to think

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You’re an elite poster like me.
You should understand…

I’m not pedantic at all at all. I’m an independent thinker, i do all my own research, and have a ruthlessly objective position on the most important issues discussed on the forum…almost to the point of being pedantic.

Who’s to say whether the room is behind the door or in front of the door? Or to the side of the door?

You’d think the notice would have given a specific time on Friday that the meeting was at too, wouldn’t you?

I mean you’d feel like an awful fool if you turned up at 0:00 hours on Friday and the meeting turned out to be at 23:59 on Friday.

The pedants organising this meeting seem awful vague in their messaging. What’s illustrated here is a very poor standard of pedantry.

Apologies lads, I thought that said pesants…

We’re definitely zeroing in on the problem here, but your hour is up. Same time next week?

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I liked you more when you were off your tits

You were probably alone on that one.

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@Bandage can you do something about this?

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