I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, I phoned her up for a date but she’d popped her clogs.
You should tell that one to Sammy Wilson
Wet Wet Wet lead singer Marti Pellow has revealed a chronic arthritis diagnosis.
He told The Daily Star: “I feel it in my fingers. I feel it in my toes.”
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A man is sat in the electric chair, hooked up and ready to be electrocuted.
Executioner has his hand on the switch and turns to the man and says “any last words?”
Condemned man replies “I won’t be shocked if this doesn’t work”
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Boom boom! 
Jesus Christ was originally going to be named Tony, but Mary stubbed her toe on the bed post rushing out to the toilet.
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Jamaican hairstyle day is tomorrow…
I’m dreading it…
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