The TFK Nightwatchman Thread

Raylan · August 2, 2015, 4:41am

The perfect storm of post-racing heartburn and occasional burst of DT’s. I will be living a more thoughtful, monastic existence in the coming weeks

cluaindiuic · October 5, 2015, 1:59am

Fuck you jetlag

glasagusban · October 5, 2015, 9:19am

Gas all the lads on here talking about “teething” when it doesn’t actually exist.

KinvarasPassion · October 5, 2015, 9:29am

I’ll smash you

Horsebox · October 5, 2015, 9:58am

What’s this, pal?

glasagusban · October 5, 2015, 10:05am

Smash away pal. Your anger, like your belief for the reason for your lack of sleep, is misplaced.

No such thing as teething pal, babies are crying for some other reason, but it ain’t teething. A consultant of some sort who specialises in babies appears to have proved it.

balbec · October 5, 2015, 10:06am

Or the mugs that think they can store up sleep before a child is born.

Horsebox · October 5, 2015, 12:46pm

But teeth growing up through gums would be painful, no?

Mac · October 5, 2015, 2:14pm

Didn’t you hear mate? A consultant who specialises in babies appears to have proved it. Who the fuck are you to question him?

Nembo_Kid · October 5, 2015, 2:22pm

Would the actual reason they are crying be the fact that they are unhappy with the gender they were born as?

Should the parents give into the baby’s cries for a sex change operation?

KinvarasPassion · October 5, 2015, 3:18pm

Someday, you’ll have them pal… and when that day comes and that bump above your vagina turns into a screaming monster you’ll think of us.

Hell, keep me posted… I’ll even call around and set off some fire works in your lawn.

glasagusban · October 5, 2015, 3:46pm

No.

Think about it, did it hurt when your adult teeth grew down through your guns and pushed baby teeth out? Nope. Gums are designed that way, to accommodate that. Especially with growth of baby teeth which have plenty of space to grow and nothing to push out. Wisdom teeth hurt because they impact on adult teeth and there can be a lack of space to accommodate them.

Mac · October 5, 2015, 4:10pm

Just stop typing. Please.

ProjectX · October 5, 2015, 4:13pm

My youngest child would disagree with you

glasagusban · October 5, 2015, 4:41pm

FOAD

Mac · October 5, 2015, 4:44pm

Do you believe everything you read in the paper?

glasagusban · October 5, 2015, 4:48pm

Do I believe consultant paediatrician dentists over you? Yes.

Bandage · October 5, 2015, 5:01pm

That wasn’t the question!

glasagusban · October 5, 2015, 5:28pm

It’s certainly relevant mate. And I’ll be fucked if I’m letting that cunt @Mac set the agenda around here.

corner_back · October 5, 2015, 7:23pm

I think you and the sub-editor have missed the point there. She’s not saying there are no symptoms or that it doesn’t exist, just that parents attribute every symptom to teething which can be dangerous