Are you the worlds youngest owner of a power washer?
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Order it in to fuck, you’d be all day messing about hiring a mixer and messing with bags of concrete and sand/gravel. It’d be far quicker too, you’d have it done in an hour or 2 in the morning. A half load would probably do you, so try make sure they dont charge you extra costs for that. Some places will do small loads so can work out ok. Few bits of timber for an edge formwork and throw it in.
Sorry, I just saw you are marking it out, go do it all yourself you lazy cunt!
Steeltech is the job. Much cheaper option too
For cleaning all your dirty money?
I like to keep the car some bit clean. 
Hate to be an absolute bore about this @anon67715551 but don’t get caught up in the W or psi of a power washer. The typical middle aged male urinates at a rate of 25ml per second or 1.5 litres per minute. This power washer has a LPM (litres per min) of just 7.5 which isn’t a whole lot better than pissing at something. Driveways and concrete work need 20 LPM and above. Doesn’t matter how powerful it is if there’s fuck all going through it. Be grand for washing the car but that’s about it.
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Power washers are grand but they rip the shit out of things and generally make things worse in the long run.
I’ve never learnt so much about something (power washers) in such a short space of time.
The downside is, you’ve forgotten something important because of it.
Your grasp of the anatomy is staggering. On the power-washer issue you’ve clearly lost me.
I’d just like to add that a petrol powered machine can blow cow-shite, piss and slurry the length and breadth of sheds at a wicked rate.
My daughter requires a mini- version for cobblelock, a few vans for himself *and a private motor.
I have a number of golden rules one of which is never lend p/washer, chainsaws, drills or other implements that you use and value yourself.
- No wisecracks about the mention of vans…
A wise man
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If they all had a can in their hand?
Loads of them in the local Lidl here
And what pray tell do you plan on doing with them?
Great for reporting on the neighbours
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