šŸŒ¬ The Weather Thread part 2

Why do car boots open when car is flooded?

The aquarium being flooded is a irony overlooked thus far.

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Theyā€™ve just solved global warming

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How can the forumā€™s chief meteorologist be fucking worrying about a drop of rain beyond in Galway (national pissing rain title-holder) and he in a pub in Askeaton playing poker with travellers and drug lords. Sometimes you expect too much from people here.

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If he cannot tell us the weather he is noting. No one cares about his local point to point fixtures or the latest machinations in the heady world of Limerick club football

We risk doing a Met Ɖireann on it if we haul @TreatyStones out for every gust of wind. People will stop paying attention. Heā€™s a man for the big event, and the big event only.

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No one cares about galway

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Cultured people do

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Itā€™s their culture boss?

a tub of yoplait is the closest thing that galway people have to culture

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Still beats an opera house

QED

Iā€™m sure you told your supervisor it was a natural occurrence, nothing to worry about and continued to shovel gravel dilligently.

On Tuesday Australia recorded itā€™s highest ever average temperature at 40.9c.
This record was broken on Wednesday when at one point the average temperature across this vast continent was 41.9c
The results for Thursday havenā€™t been released yet.
The game is up for the climate deniers.
It turns out though that the science is all wrong. Yes the scientists told us these temperatures would happen along with the extreme weather events and more intense bushfires. Itā€™s just they told us it would happen in 2030.
It turns out the science is too reasonable, too conservative. I wonder why.
Weā€™re fucked.

The game is up for Australia. Itā€™s 6 degrees at home today, which is grand.

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Forecast temp here tomorrow is 45 degrees.

Thatā€™s at least 20 degrees too many.

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Too right and I have a shit load of work to do outside tomorrow.

Youā€™ll get a lovely tan all the same

Lovely soft day, thank God

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