The Wuhan Clan - Tony Holohan's Having a House Party

Seems legit

This one time at band camp…

Gabriel’s is a parish centre in an area full of elderly people. Hopefully it’s not everywhere!

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Concrete proof that god is real

No it’s not.

What??

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A letter about a band in Clontarf? Does U2 stand for unconfirmed 2nd case?

Shrine lickers. Ugh.

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Looks like, with or without hand washing, everyone in the Republic is safe

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Fine Gael has done a wonderful job containing this.

Things are going about as well as you’d expect in the US:

I called the Corona hotline, was on hold for 40 minutes and gave up.

So I looked at the CDC and Washington public health websites. They told me to see a primary care doctor, but there’s no information about testing.

I called 2 primary care doctors. One told me they don’t know where to get testing, and that I should not to seek out testing. The other one told me to go to an urgent care or ER.

I called the Urgent Care, they also had no idea where tests are, but told me to call the hospital.

I called the hospital. They do not have tests, but transferred me to the COVID-19 hotline to “answer my questions”. Since I was transferred on a medical provider line, I actually got through. Progress!

The lady with the hotline was very kind and professional and understood my concern about my own health and those at my clinic. (Which is currently being sanitized). However, I was told I do not qualify for testing. And I was not given a timeline or info on current resources.

So. Who does qualify? Those who have been out of the country in the last 14 days, and those who have had contact with one of the few people who have been tested and come up positive. That’s it.

The only way I can get treated is if my symptoms get so bad I develop pneumonia or bronchitis, which is very likely in my case. Then I’ll be in the ER and quarantined for several days while waiting for a test and for the results to come back.

This is all incredibly frustrating because I am trying to do everything right in a system that punishes moments of “weakness” like taking days off.

It’s also scary to know that I won’t be able to get help until I need life support.

To sum up: this is not contained. No one knows what the fuck is happening. I can’t work. WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS.

Why’s she ringing a beer manufacturer if she’s sick?

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You’d be withered if you were giving every hypochondriac snowflake a test on demand

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Maybe she drank a slab of bottles last night and is ringing to complain because she’s not feeling well

Non EU standard anti-bacterial!

This is @Dziekanowski

The Wuhan virus is showing some remarkable properties depending on it’s location.

If you look at the areas impacted in China, Hubei has 67,217 confirmed cases, roughly half have recovered, and 2,835 dead for a mortality rate of 4.2%. Outside of Hubei in other Chinese provinces, the confirmed cases have dropped to a trickle, there are almost no deaths, and almost everyone has recovered. The two nearest provinces to Hubei, Hunan and Henan have between them only 2290 cases, 2137 have recovered and 26 have died for a mortality rate of 1%. In all other Chinese provinces, same thing, almost everyone has recovered and mortality rates less than 0.5% in many cases.

If we hop over to Italy, 2036 confirmed, 149 recovered and 52 dead (2.6%). Iran, 2336 confirmed, 291 recovered and 77 dead (3.3%).

I think the Chinese have a different meaning for the word we call recovered.

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