Things I learned today (Part 1)

Im not into taking 45 yokes and wearing skin tight leather trousers with no arse.

Sorry to hear that. What happened your arse?

A rare but undoubted clamping for tassotti

A mugging off in fact.

He was the greatest even before the last two years. 2012 definitely cemented it though.

Former rotund Liverpool tyro Neil Mellor now reports on matches for SSN.

Yeah go fuck yourself @chewy louie

I saw him do some punditry before and he was actually pretty good.

He scrubs up well anyway

He co commentates for Liverpool games on LFC TV.

Is he still fat?

Eoin Garvan’s grandfather is Con Martin and his uncle is Mick Martin.

During the Civil War, the Free State government considered sending interned IRA prisoners to the island of St Helena. Desmond FitzGerald undertook preliminary talks with British officials on the matter.

The referee of the 1914 All Ireland Football Final between Wexford and Kerry was freedom fighter Harry Boland

Both Cusack brothers are homosexuals and fair play to them

Together?

No I doubt it very much

He was a big GAA man, was very good too supposedly.

So you’re not denying it? Interesting.

You’d have to ask them if they were ever together really, bit incestuous but who knows! You seem interested?