Things I learned today (Part 1)

BBC News have a west African dialect version of their website. BBC Pidgin

Thas ulster scots so it is.

:roll_eyes:

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Those cunts in Stira didn’t actually invent the folding attic stairs.

Just seen a set of them in the Exorcist which was made in 1973.

Another 20 years before mick the muldoon copped on to them :joy:

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At least we had torch lights.

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I learned that Ireland has woken. The blow has been struck.

We build from here.

Too small a country and too many nomads

The Olympia Theatre in Dublin has rented their toilet brushes for the last 30 years.

Are you going for the contract?

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The milk fluffer I’ve been using for years makes cold froth if you hold the button down for two seconds.

Surely you mean frother, a fluffer is something entirely different

Jeeves is very versatile.

Certainly is if he can do a cold fluff

The name Flatty is starting to make more sense now

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Between photos from airports and celebrity spotting efforts I’m coming around to the idea that @Bod95 may be holidaying in Lanzarote.

Just in case anyone’s missed it… :pint:

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Former England Manager Peter Taylor manages Dagenham and Redbridge in the Vanarama National League.

:speak_no_evil:

A cursory peek into the history of incumbents of this dubious honour indicates only 1 manager with a 100pc win ratio…

Sam Allardyce no less. P1 W1. Every image of Sam reminds me of a jovial old style butcher burbling about 2lb of stewing beef.

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Vanarama is a van-leasing company in the UK and NOT a little known island nation in the South Pacific.

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Limerick city has a “ fashion quarter “ .