Things I learned today (Part 1)

Our academy ain’t much to boast about with that dope Malone at the helm. It is good to see lads from non traditional counties being spotted. In previous years, they’d have had to play 20s with a cork or limk side to get noticed

Easter week 1014 AD, as an offering, Brian Boru laid 20 oz of gold at the alter of St. Patrick in Armagh.

The founder of Greggs fast food chain played for Man Utd and was involved in the Munich crash.

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Girls have bar mitzvahs

Olms only feed every ten years - mate every 12 - and live to be over a hundred.

That’s a bat mitzvah

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They’d want to learn their lessons from China and leave the fucking bats alone

There was a 22 year old elected in the general election.

What kind of eejit would vote for a 22 year old?

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There’s such a thing as an olm, they’d be an excellent pet if you had to leave them unattended while you serve a life sentence

I would (though I think Bernadette was 21):

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@Copper_pipe is more use than most of my teachers

ooooooft

As Bernadette said recently: “My only regret is that I didn’t hit him hard enough.”

:clap:t2::clap:t2:

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The wise voters of Wexford elected, future hall of famer, Ivan “Yeatesy” Yeates when he was but only 21

Your point still stands though.

Five mass extinctions of the past are identified

It is illegal to name a pig "Napoleon " in France.

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The Rick Stein program I was watching when I discovered this must be out of date. But thanks for making the effort mate.