Things I learned today (Part 1)

Any fella not answering the phone like that hasn’t a clue

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That’s why Monty Burns answers his phone Ahoy in the simpsons episode where Smithers goes on holiday.

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The lad who beat Bernard Dunne a few years ago had a name along the lines of “Red Bull Gym”

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People peel mushrooms

I was at that fight :worried:

I alway do it, no need to wash them then shur

Joel Schumacher directed Veronica Guerin.

A distant cousin of his, Toni Schumacher, directed Patrick Battiston …( to the A&E Ward)

Police can inject you with ketamine in parts of the US if they see fit

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Peel the platters but not the buttons.

You never got the monty burns reference then

How to play stuff on the phone and transfer it to the telly
I’m fierce proud of myself so I am

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The Micky will be red raw for the week

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“transfer it” :smile: serious logistics Mike!

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@iron_mike careful with the volume. Many’s the man that was stung with that.

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Yerra fuck it, I thought I’d need one of those teleporters from star trek to do the job. I nearly went on to e bay looking for one.

Is the wife that heavy?

I’m shocked and stunned and little annoyed with that post

Ah Mike. You cant be letting the internet know that fat jokes about your wife upset you. The green party lads will have a field day. Hopefully it’s a salad field…