Groan. But worth a like.
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I was going to say she broke up with you because you’re a withering shite, but I was being nice
He hounded her for love
Check on elderly relatives during cold snaps.
You could dip their oil tanks when you’re at it. Just in case like. 
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It’s a lie I tell you. No cold weather on the way. 12 degc night and day for the month of January.
No jetski needed
Pretty sensible thing to do in fairness
I suppose it would also be sensible for insurance companies and banks to buy some of your DNA also…since you’ve given permission in that form you signed
Hows the form btw?
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Bruce Jones aka Les Battersby discovered the body of Yorkshire Ripper victim Jean Jordan and was considered a suspect.
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So anyone on who got a covid test is now on the database? I’ve avoided those DNA tests. Blimdboy had a piece on them saying the cost of the test is far below the actual cost and they are selling the data
Well if Blindboy said it it must be true
Well if a blindboy can see it…
I always knew, heard or believed that the 1973 hit killing Me Softly With His Words by Roberta Flack was written by herself and described her unrequited love for Don McLean.
Whereas the true story is that it was written by a guy called Charles Fox with lyricist Norman Gymbal. It was first released by Lori Lieberman who merely stated that the song reminded her of once watching Don McLean perform.
Roberta heard it on a flight and the rest is history as they say.
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Sheffield United have 2 points all season.
TWO POINTS
How is your man Wilder still there ??