Things I learned today (Part 1)

Things
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Kid choclate likes the camp lad from the restaurant

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Always take the train in Russia, Never Ever hire a car! :eek:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7DX9RXvelY

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Do all cars in Russia come with a camera on the dashboard as standard?

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It has to do with insurance over there. There are a huge amount of crashes and premiums are expensive, presume drivers get a discounted rate if they have the camera as it can be used to show who is liable in a crash

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I thought they had them just so they could put up videos of people getting killed on Liveleak and Toxic Junction.

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Insurance mainly but the above reason also, crazy fuckers.

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  1. Mayo is about two hours wide

  2. Belmullet is miles away from anywhere, fucking miles.

  3. One should never buy a mayo reg car, the roads are shit and they fly round the place bouncing the things off the road. It must fuck the suspension.

  4. Mayo people don’t take kindly to sam maguire jokes.

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[quote=“Juhniallio, post: 860417, member: 53”]1. Mayo is about two hours wide

  1. Belmullet is miles away from anywhere, fucking miles.

  2. One should never buy a mayo reg car, the roads are shit and they fly round the place bouncing the things off the road. It must fuck the suspension.

  3. Mayo people don’t take kindly to sam maguire jokes.[/quote]

Fuck them, miserable cunts

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you would think with Enda at the helm, he would have sorted this

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Well considering @Juhniallio just told you the roads are shit, that’s a pretty fucking stupid assumption. :smiley:

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Nero didnt fiddle as Rome burned
Nero invented ice cream

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[quote=“Juhniallio, post: 860417, member: 53”]
3. One should never buy a mayo reg car, the roads are shit and they fly round the place bouncing the things off the road. It must fuck the suspension.[/quote]

Often heard this growing up in Galway. Mayo people are generally sound, but there’s something depressing about the place. It’s not as pointless and flat as Roscommon but when you drive through mayo it always strikes me as what Ireland must have looked like centuries ago.

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Fucksake. Galway looking down on Mayo.

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I’m not saying we’re comparable to New Yorkers, yet, but compared to all our neighbouring counties we are suave, sophisticated and aristocratic.

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Too fucking right. I went to a wedding about 10 years ago all along their Northern coastline and the words of Jim Higgens (former TD now MEP) resonated “The barren wastelands of North Mayo”
Miles of nothing, un-inhabited, unworkable, desolate. Would make you wonder all right.

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[quote=“Boxtyeater, post: 860470, member: 246”]Too fucking right. I went to a wedding about 10 years ago all along their Northern coastline and the words of Jim Higgens (former TD now MEP) resonated “The barren wastelands of North Mayo”
Miles of nothing, un-inhabited, unworkable, desolate. Would make you wonder all right.[/quote]

Mayo is a grand county. Slow down and take it in rather than speeding along. The CĂ©ide Fields are along that way. Read up on them and learn something about the place rather than putting the place down.

Today I learned this forum really is a place for lonely men.

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[quote=“Peter G, post: 860473, member: 1758”]Mayo is a grand county. Slow down and take it in rather than speeding along. The CĂ©ide Fields are along that way. Read up on them and learn something about the place rather than putting the place down.

Today I learned this forum really is a place for lonely men.[/quote]

You only learned this today?

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Yes. I thought well it doesn’t matter now but I must say I’m disillusioned to say the least. Thanks be to God I lead an active life away from the keyboard, that’s all I’ll say.

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today I learned that Horsebox has finally realized that his association with CarryHarry is damaging his brand and has begun the distancing process

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So basically you’re a slow cunt.