Things I learned today


#4326

A lovely song, I love the complete lack of rhyme.
Tell him Angela and I don’t want the two dollars back, just him :ok_hand:


#4327

The reason the rubberbandits wear bags over their heads is so they can get little part time jobs to pay the bills


#4328

:rollseyes:


#4329

I thought it was because they are ugly bastards.


#4330

Mostly the part time job thing though


#4331

For an average Honduran man the odds of being murdered over the course of a lifetime are one in nine.


#4332

My aunt’s brother is a Columban priest in his 70’s living in Lima. He was attacked by three lads after returning home from the bank. They battered him and shot him twice in the leg. Reckons he was set up, probably by someone working in the bank.


#4333

You wouldn’t want to be above average


#4334

Is your aunts brother not your uncle?


#4335

Only if the aunt had bollox.


#4336

No. Although another uncle on this side is also a columban priest.


#4337

Aren’t you an awful cunt to have him emptying money out of the vending machines at he’s age.


#4338

How did they end up with one Columbian in the family is a better question


#4339

Tottenham’s new stadium will have a dedicated “cheese room”.

Gives a new meaning to “the Shelf”.


#4340

Sounds dodgy to me. When someone gets their knees done they’re usually a joyrider, a drug pusher or a tout.
Different rules in Lima maybe


#4341

That’s a round about way of saying your father is an elderly Colombian priest living in Peru.

There’s no shame in that, mate.


#4342

A great man for the personal at family reunions.


#4343

Doesn’t go Medellin in your personal business either.


#4344

When ABBA performed 'Waterloo ’ at the 1974 Eurovision Great Britain awarded them nul pwa.
Fuckers


#4345

:nose::nose:
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