The reason the rubberbandits wear bags over their heads is so they can get little part time jobs to pay the bills
I thought it was because they are ugly bastards.
Mostly the part time job thing though
For an average Honduran man the odds of being murdered over the course of a lifetime are one in nine.
My auntâs brother is a Columban priest in his 70âs living in Lima. He was attacked by three lads after returning home from the bank. They battered him and shot him twice in the leg. Reckons he was set up, probably by someone working in the bank.
You wouldnât want to be above average
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Is your aunts brother not your uncle?
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Only if the aunt had bollox.
No. Although another uncle on this side is also a columban priest.
Arenât you an awful cunt to have him emptying money out of the vending machines at heâs age.
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How did they end up with one Columbian in the family is a better question
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Tottenhamâs new stadium will have a dedicated âcheese roomâ.
Gives a new meaning to âthe Shelfâ.
Sounds dodgy to me. When someone gets their knees done theyâre usually a joyrider, a drug pusher or a tout.
Different rules in Lima maybe
Thatâs a round about way of saying your father is an elderly Colombian priest living in Peru.
Thereâs no shame in that, mate.
A great man for the personal at family reunions.
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Doesnât go Medellin in your personal business either.
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When ABBA performed 'Waterloo â at the 1974 Eurovision Great Britain awarded them nul pwa.
Fuckers
Only thing they got right in the 70s. Awful dirge.