That Chas from Chas n Dave is dead
Four out of five people in the UK are cremated (after death).
Liam Sheedy is the new Tipp manager.
Does that mean 1 in 5 are cremated before death 
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Yep, but donāt worry, they only do it to roasters.
Robert kilroy silke, your man from the antique junk buying programme, and most scouse girls.
I was gonna reply with the same but felt it was weak so didnt ā¦ I see you picked up 7 handy likes for it then. What a sickner.
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You need to stop questioning yourself, kid. Be confident. Go with what feels right.
Top advice from a top poster.
Cheers, mate.
Carpe Diem
Swaziland changed its official name to Eswatini in April 2018.
You must have been living under a rock.
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What was swaziland called before that,zamunda?
Wakanda
You were watching Coming To America last night too
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Keanu Reeves took home 156M net for the two Matrix sequels
Thereās a referendum coming up, about fucking blasphemy 
we really are in the dark ages in some ways, fucking nutjobs
Il be out doing door to door donāt you worry.
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Another fucking cretin who doesnāt have a clue whatās in the constitution.
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