Things I learned today


#4686

Man Utd have now conceded 16 goals in the league this season, more than Chelsea conceded in Jose Mourinho’s entire first season at the club.


#4687

BBC News have a west African dialect version of their website. BBC Pidgin


#4688

Thas ulster scots so it is.


#4689

:roll_eyes:


#4690

Those cunts in Stira didn’t actually invent the folding attic stairs.

Just seen a set of them in the Exorcist which was made in 1973.

Another 20 years before mick the muldoon copped on to them :joy:


#4691

At least we had torch lights.


#4692

I learned that Ireland has woken. The blow has been struck.

We build from here.


#4693

Too small a country and too many nomads


#4694

The Olympia Theatre in Dublin has rented their toilet brushes for the last 30 years.


#4695

Are you going for the contract?


#4696

The milk fluffer I’ve been using for years makes cold froth if you hold the button down for two seconds.


#4697

Surely you mean frother, a fluffer is something entirely different


#4698

Jeeves is very versatile.


#4699

Certainly is if he can do a cold fluff


#4700

The name Flatty is starting to make more sense now


#4701

Between photos from airports and celebrity spotting efforts I’m coming around to the idea that @Bod95 may be holidaying in Lanzarote.

Just in case anyone’s missed it… :pint:


#4702

Former England Manager Peter Taylor manages Dagenham and Redbridge in the Vanarama National League.


#4703

:speak_no_evil:


#4704

A cursory peek into the history of incumbents of this dubious honour indicates only 1 manager with a 100pc win ratio…

Sam Allardyce no less. P1 W1. Every image of Sam reminds me of a jovial old style butcher burbling about 2lb of stewing beef.


#4705

Vanarama is a van-leasing company in the UK and NOT a little known island nation in the South Pacific.