Things I learned today


#4746

floella Benjamin is now in the house of lords as Baroness Benjamin, of Beckenham in the County of Kent.


#4747

Does she sit next to Baron Diddlesbury there?


#4748

nah, hes on the opposite benches with the tories :smiley:


#4749

What were you expecting them to be blocked with? Pineapples?


#4750

And the stupid fuckers trying to get a nice arty picture of their can of pisswater while rattling through Ballybrophy at 100mph :grinning:


#4751

That the DEW in Tullamore DEW is actually the initials of the founder Daniel E Williams


#4752

Did you take a drink on the train going to , or coming from the all Ireland .


#4753

No. I had left the car in Charleville. I had two pints in Clonliffe House.


#4754

100mph :joy:,this isn’t Japan mate,a train in Ireland would be lucky to get up to 40mph before slowing down again.


#4755

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This painting sold for €79m at Christies auction today. We are in wrong profession lads.


#4756

And the cunt with his brown shoes, ridiculous.


#4757

You’re letting yourself down here mate, that’s transcendental


#4758

What’s transcendental about it?


#4759

You’ve no soul


#4760

Yep. Transcends anything half sensible.


#4761

You’re dead inside


#4762

There is a new definition of kilogram.


#4763

The story of the kilogram is strangely interesting


#4764

Well?


#4765

Le Grand K