Things I learned today (Part 1)

[glenshane]

@Julio_Geordio

And a half line at the end of the 5 for the craic too. If they were going to come up with the numbers based on how many angles they could fit in you’d have thought they could have had more creative designs

Yeah. “Historic wankers”, as Jay cartwright observed in episode 3 of series 2

[TreatyStones]

Acute story, but it’s a load of bollix

[glenshane]

Jaysus

[TheBlackSpot]

@TreatyStones

Acute story, but it’s a load of bollix

I guess that’s a normal reflex to that story.

[balbec]

For Arabic numbers I would pass that query onto @anon61878697 or @Rocko

[binkybarnes]

@TreatyStones

Acute story, but it’s a load of bollix

You are being obtuse now.

[TreatyStones]

Ok guys, I know most of you will get the great pun in my post but you don’t need to follow it up with a shit pun of your own.

[anon61878697]

I’m not Abel for the bastards - Useless cunts.

[Bandage]

+1. Some people obsess about trying to find an angle and registering a hot take.

[artfoley]

@TreatyStones

Acute story, but it’s a load of bollix

its an interesting hypotenuse

[backinatracksuit]

Toms old aunt
Sat on her
Coat and hat

[Julio_Geordio]

Was it a fancy hat?

[habanerocat]

@Julio_Geordio

@glenshane

The origin of how we write our numbers relates to how many angles there are in each figure.

That would be a great story if it was in anyway true at all, which of course it isn’t.

True, Zero wasn’t invented until centuries after the other numbers. 8 & 9 are the greatest make up cons I’ve ever seen.

[glenshane]

I’m prepared to give the Guinness world record counter upper some slack here

[backinatracksuit]

Celtic are not in first place in the Scotch league

[carryharry]

It’s wide open.

[iron_mike]

Due to climate change, Santa is now considering relocating to the South Pole

[anon67715551]

Spoofing TV chef Rory O’Connell is a brother to Darina Allen. The pair of them are on now creating hideous concoctions one of which involves pheasant feathers.

The world is fucked.

[backinatracksuit]

Spoofing? Rory is one of the countries most respected chefs, and the best teaching cook in the business

[glenshane]

@iron_mike

Due to climate change, Santa is now considering relocating to the South Pole

He’s done this a few times. Nothing to concern yourself about. Other than a little 'global warming ’