Things I learned today


#5066

Why don’t you Google it?


#5067

The names of the people at your talk? Where was it on?


#5068

He’s a racist. He can’t accept that white bears had a brown ancestor.


#5069

I don’t have the guestlist, but you could Google the fact itself. It’s something to do with mitochondrial DNA.


#5070

No matter how hard I try Oliver Callan Will never be funny.


#5071

Horrendous.


#5072

There will be more gardai on duty to police the Leinster senior cup rugby final this weekend (35 gardai for 20,000 or so crowd) than there was at Ireland v France match last week(25 gardai for a 50,000 odd crowd.)


#5073

Gonzaga don’t fuck about .


#5074

A positive side effect of the Brexit fiasco has been that many foreign language schools which normally book into summer language courses in England have chosen Ireland instead and many of the summer language colleges here are booming this summer as a result.


#5075

They’ll be there to show the Gonzaga lads the way to the ground.


#5076

Paul Scholes took over as Oldham manager a month ago


#5077

Paul Scholes is still alive.


#5078

The brits are even thicker than I thought


#5079

The Gonzaga firm up are up for this I fear for Michael’s


#5080

@Fagan_ODowd had quite a storied club GAA career.


#5081

20k crowd, really?


#5082

That’s what the gardai are estimating will turn up.


#5083

There’ll be chaos in the 18,500 capacity ground


#5084

A scandal this game isn’t at the Aviva Stadium .


#5085

It’s fucking box office alright.