Things Irish People Are Not Good At

Higgins, no. We’re working class. But she does have some with big floppy natural ones

Irish people such as myself are terrible at sitting in a pub on their own and not looking like a spare prick

Taking compliments.

Subtle makeup.

if this can be substantiated and involved carla bruni then i am moving to mayo to vote Enda number 1

Constructing roads, cycle paths and foot paths with proper drainage.

Drawing up shortlists for All star awards and then picking said teams