Old man Nally is a soft touch - let’s try and rob him sometime.
“Has anyone heard from Jonathan Philbin Bowman in the last few days?”
And who’s to say Joey won’t go on to dominate the Isle of Man TT for yet another decade…
A stadium in Abbotstown? Yeah that sounds like a good idea.
Gerry Ryan is looking slimmer than ever.
Larry won’t like that.
And this must surely be a famous European Championship win for Italy…
“Sure they’ll have forgotten about you by the time you get out Larry. Get a baseball cap and you’ll be fine.”
“You can’t lose with Enron”
You’re off to Thailand again Mr Glitter?
Oh very well.
“That Miley Cyrus will be something else in 10 years time. Mark my words.”
“I think I’ll have a tenner each way on Papillon, there’s a few quid for him”…
Just transferring all my assets to you dear because Anglo will go bust in 8 years time.
A Playstation 2? It’ll flop just like the Mega Drive 2.
“Let’s try and bring the Special Olympics to Ireland.”
Very nice of you to be giving that young lad so much attention Iris.
What’s that on your face?
“You never see those Fritzl kids around anymore.”
Caley Thistle at home? Even Barnes can’t fuck this one up.
“George Bush? Don’t worry, Dick Cheney will keep him under control”