I suppose another Bush in power can’t be a bad thing
Don’t worry Mr McDaid, you’ll soon get the hang of these dual carriageways.
Let me hold your bottle of whiskey. You need your two hands for driving.
Al Gore has won Florida. I repeat - Al Gore has won Florida.
I can’t see anyone finding you obnoxious Mr McDowell
“That lad 50 cent got a bad oul knock out…shot 9 times I hear”…
One of my ambitions is to fly on Concorde before I die.
Y2k my left testicle
Those modems really make a shit load of noise
“I can see Toploader going from strength to strength.”
Submarine explosion? What submarine explosion? Where’s my vodka?
Ariel Sharon will be the man to bring peace to the middle east
“Would Jimmy Magee ever fook off and retire?”
Irish amateur boxing is dead.
That Henry Shefflin will never amount to anything.
Can anything stop the Irish economic miracle?
“I like Uaneen Fitzsimons’ radio show and she’s decent on No Disco too.”
Osama bin what?
You should have let Rocko have that one.
How many more fooking All Irelands is Ger Canning going to be commentating on