To Martha 
A tidy work colleague bending down to pick up her bag and giving you a flash of the thong. Just whats needed on this cold March morning when tit monday seems so very far away.
andrey arshavin’s blog
he’s a funny fucker
http://www.arshavin.eu/news.php?id=524
dear andrey, I’ve already written you three letters but they haven’t been delivered…Well … My name is Olga, I’m 13 years old. I go out for football and I’m your biggest fan… Well, my dad does not allow me to play football but I want to…- Andrey, tell me what to do?
Arshavin: Listen to your Dad.
:lol:
Legend
This lad is class
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From Yanusik
Andrey, how can one talk to you personally?
Arshavin: Hi. -
From Yanusik
Andrey, is it true that you don’t talk to your wife at all on the day of the game, even on the phone?)))
Arshavin: She doesn’t talk to me either on the game day
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From STIM
Can A.A. jump out of my birthday cake?
Arshavin: It’s unlikely; I’m a football player, not a minstrel or a clown. -
From puzzle
Do you have a yellow rubber duck in your bathroom?
Arshavin: Yes, how do you know?
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This lad is class
[/quote] :lol: that’s brilliant,he’s a funny cunt alright.
What’s so funny about that shit?
He believes that freedom isn’t free
It’s not. It costs billions of dollars.
And he’s a little bit country
Watching sport in this weather. It makes everything way better.
The Napping episode of Friends.
A 99 on a hot day. I’m tempted to go back for another…
A 69 on any day…
Nadine O’Regan.
The following interaction between one of those Concern people off Grafton Street and some random lad carrying a bunch of flowers
Concern Gimp - “Sir, did you realise that for the cost of that bunch of flowers you could feed starving children in Africa”
Random Bloke - “Yeah, but feeding starving kids won’t get me a ride tonight”
That’s superb.
I think it’s safe to say that guy has a Masters in Banterology.