Things that make you a cunt if you are from Cork

Things
1065

You’re supposed to go into the fast lane.

Some of those merging junctions are very sharp. Patrickswell and the Tulla one at Ennis spring to mind.

1066

Wearing a lions jersey

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1067

Thanks pal, didn’t know that :roll_eyes:

1068

That’s not 100% correct. You’re obliged to let them onto the motorway whether that be in the form of slowing down to let them in or moving to the fast lane

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1069

You’re right of course.

I don’t drive the motorways much now but I’ve never experienced anything like the merging traffic on the motorways over in England.*

*Probably one for the motorway driving thread.

If you don’t hit it fast over there, you’re fucked.

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1070

Speeding through a level junction when the light has gone red.

Penalties for it aren’t anywhere near dissuasive. Should be an automatic ban and have to resit test

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1071

Jumping red lights in general has become way too common. Most basic rule of the road like

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1072

What if you’re touching cloth?

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1073

Pray it doesn’t seep through the seat covers

1074

Is the problem that everyone knows that the lights allow a second or two before going green for the waiting cars ?

1075

Didn’t know you were an altar boy Mike

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1076

Nope it’s the big red flashing lights that start just before the barrier comes down for an on coming train

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1077

Oops ! I missed ‘ level’ before junction

1078

Merrion Gates?

1079

Why don’t we have the system in the north where they get a yellow light before the green?

1080

Yep

1081

Crazy the driving there.

1082

I wouldn’t have even known that as the name of the place, but would have guessed the junction in question from driving through it a few times before. Only asking for trouble with the layout there.

1083

Personalised number plates
(Apologies to @flattythehurdler , who has six of them)

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1084

Those German-style Irish ones are an abomination

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