Things that will be posted on tfk in the near future

Dungeon this shite.

Fuck you farmer you cunt why donā€™t you just kill yourselfā€¦black dog cuntā€¦something outrageous about Neven Spence, etc

Someone will mention tradition about some county or other usually the hurling snobs will be waffling on about it.

Iā€™m a businessman.

I was on the lunchtime red eyeā€¦

That oul fella with the crutch is stalking me again as I down my 10th pint of Leffe.

Limerick never feared Tipp.

Ulster hurling as well, of course

Just had a sandwich with chicken, cheese, red peppers, tomatoes, potatoe salad, egg mayonnaise, coleslaw, sweetcorn, red onions, chickpeas, rocket, mayonnaise, relish and brown sauce washed down with a portion of curry sauce.

I think Iā€™ll have another one

[QUOTE=ā€œFran, post: 1021970, member: 110ā€]Just had a sandwich with chicken, cheese, red peppers, tomatoes, potatoe salad, egg mayonnaise, coleslaw, sweetcorn, red onions, chickpeas, rocket, mayonnaise, relish and brown sauce washed down with a portion of curry sauce.

I think Iā€™ll have another one[/QUOTE]
Thatā€™s good eating.

Anyone got Paul McGinley?

I paid Ā£80 for a taxi and left my phone on the back seat. I havenā€™t a clue who was driving.

Why did they kill Casey Braxton off?

Just in the door from the Gaelic grounds

Iā€™ve started injecting nutribullets directly into my veins

Eating all those cakes wonā€™t do Colin Mongomerieā€™s hip mobility much good.

did you get a side of curry sauce with that, you roaster?

Rocko, stop fucking with the site you cunt

Terrible way for Henry to end his career. Fucking Gavin the bollocks.

Conor McGrath has joined the football panel