Rocko - is this the sister I used to work with?
While I’m here - I’m very good at accounting, smashing things out of it today. I’m a terrible auditor though.
It is indeed.
How does one be “good” at accounting?
Through having a gift for double entry and an unrivaled knowledge of accounting for financial instruments.
People don’t appreciate good accountants until they have to put up with a bad one.
When the balances match up
Rocko I’m beginning to think you are some sort of social retard, you are posting some crazy shit lately.
We’re not all high-rolling high-jinxers RTT, some of us have confidence issues.
Tinnion, I’d be in the same boat as you on the accounting. I am awesome at the bookkeeping side of things - never put a foot wrong. The audit bit was never my strong suit though.
I’m just worried about you really Rocko, since Puke left you seem to be filling the space left behind with crazy talk.
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Continuing the things you’re bad at side of things as there is no specific thread on it.
I believe I’ve mentioned before that I’m awful at stopping people from talking when I’ve no idea what they’re talking about or when they’re wrong. Bandage posted about it anyway.
Had another example today anyway:
Rocko: Did I tell you my sister is pregnant?
Person A: No, is she? Deadly.
Rocko: Yeah.
Person A: When is it due?
Rocko: Start of August.
Person A: Wow so she’s 5 months pregnant… how come she didn’t tell you until now?
[at this point I should have said, no she did tell me you idiot, I’m only casually mentioning it to you now but she told me a while back]
Rocko: I’m not sure really. I think maybe there was a bit of confusion.
Person A: What do you mean?
Rocko: Well I don’t know really. I just don’t think she was definitely sure she was pregnant.
Person A: For 5 months!! How would she not know?
Rocko: Eh, it happens*
Person A: How does it happen? Did she not… ?
Rocko: I really don’t know. I didn’t ask all the questions. But it’s definite now I think.
Stupid conversation to end up in. No idea why I got myself into that sort of conversation and with a girl too. I should have just interrupted and told the truth from the start. It’s not like it was offensive to anyone or anything.
* it does happen. That girl from that Ham Sandwich band apparently gave birth without realising she was pregnant or something crazy like that.[/quote]
Fucking hell Rocko were you always this socially retarded.
On the pregnancy thing. Happened a fella I know, well his bird never told him anyway.
But she turned around to him one night in awful pain two of em rushed off to hospital and next thing baby arrives. Talk about a shock. She must have known but denies it down to the ground. Theory is she was afraid to tell him because she was afraid he’d run off (a reasonable enough assumption).
He’s spaced so he wouldn’t have copped it. She never told anyone about it either not her mother or her friends or anyone.
He called the kid Evan because 'evan only knows where he came from.
Under strengths, you’ve put accounts.
[quote=“Rocko, post: 111163, member: 1”]Continuing the things you’re bad at side of things as there is no specific thread on it.
I believe I’ve mentioned before that I’m awful at stopping people from talking when I’ve no idea what they’re talking about or when they’re wrong. Bandage posted about it anyway.
Had another example today anyway:
Rocko: Did I tell you my sister is pregnant?
Person A: No, is she? Deadly.
Rocko: Yeah.
Person A: When is it due?
Rocko: Start of August.
Person A: Wow so she’s 5 months pregnant… how come she didn’t tell you until now?
[at this point I should have said, no she did tell me you idiot, I’m only casually mentioning it to you now but she told me a while back]
Rocko: I’m not sure really. I think maybe there was a bit of confusion.
Person A: What do you mean?
Rocko: Well I don’t know really. I just don’t think she was definitely sure she was pregnant.
Person A: For 5 months!! How would she not know?
Rocko: Eh, it happens*
Person A: How does it happen? Did she not… ?
Rocko: I really don’t know. I didn’t ask all the questions. But it’s definite now I think.
Stupid conversation to end up in. No idea why I got myself into that sort of conversation and with a girl too. I should have just interrupted and told the truth from the start. It’s not like it was offensive to anyone or anything.
- it does happen. That girl from that Ham Sandwich band apparently gave birth without realising she was pregnant or something crazy like that.[/quote]
Remembering this story always cracks me up
Brilliant.
Go out and play with the traffic you horrible prick.
Go away you and don’t be delaying the traffic while you struggle to park your micra into a spot big enough for a bus
I’ll challenge you to a parking competition any day of the week, my friend. May Bank Holiday weekend after I’ve kicked Mark Renton up and down the People’s Park, me and you-Park Off 2014.
Gardening
Cooking
Quizzes
Spelling
Geography
[QUOTE=“Kid Curry, post: 936129, member: 1397”]Gardening
Cooking
Quizzes
Spelling
Geography[/QUOTE]
I got an A in Geography in the Leaving-I am fucking class at it. My teenage years years were spent learning about Longshore Drift while off my tits on LSD.
Yet more lies