Put yourself first for once, mate.
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there is a bigger picture here
There’s no bigger picture than the childer boss.
Get the flowers and apologise for ‘reacting’
If your reaction was to give her a few slaps then it’s probably a waste of time alright
The bigger picture is he doesn’t want this to be remembered as the Christmas he ‘ruined’. *
*I don’t believe any of this actually happened.
Ha. Went to the shop there to get proseco. Acting on advice received here I bought a nice festive bunch of flowers.
Driving past my best mates house his wife was out hovering the car and I hopped out and gave her the flowers and a big hug. We had a coffee and a catch up as I rarely see her.
He’s in the pub early. I fucking CAN’T WAIT to head up to him in a while and he’ll no doubt ask where I was.
I’ll proudly tell him very loudly that I was at his house dropping flowers to his wife 
Thanks for the advice lads.
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Enid Blyton.
Big fat cunt.
Reaching out and trusting others.
Keeping track of alcohol units I’ve consumed during the festive period.
Finding petrol stations in East Belfast
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Did you have a tri colour hanging out of the back of it with a big picture of Jarry?
No
Text me buddy and I’ll drive up with a gallon.
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Appreciate it bro
That’s what we’re here for buddy.
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Saying I’ll take it “handy” and then actually taking it handy.
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Hot tip #1 - the pouches of curry powder that come with McDonnels Super Noodles should not be bitten open if you can’t manage to tear them apart.
Hot tip #2 - curry powder spat out from your mouth into a bowl does not taste well when it’s been microwaved for a few minutes.
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I won’t expect a post from you in the Ravenous thread this evening so 