Ever get checked out for dyspraxia?
If it’s any consolation to you, I cut my finger opening a packet of Jacob’s cream crackers a couple of weeks back.
I tried to tease open the sticky bit of plastic at the top of the packet and a sharp edge unexpectedly went under the nail of my right index finger and drew blood, which meant I had a very mild sting there for the rest of the day.
Just managed to spill a cup of tea into my shoe. That’ll be a fucker to clean up and get dry before the morning.
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You only have one pair of shoes? You need to raise the sub again.
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Is there anything to be said for giving the father in law a shout
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Put the shoe in the microwave. Drink the tea first though
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I’ve exhausted that avenue I’m afraid.
Take out the insole, put it on the radiator overnight. Stick newspaper into the shoe.
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He’d have to get the father in law over to bleed the radiator first.
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Just walk to work waving your shoe around like you did in the Euro’s
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How many spoons of sugar in the tae ???
None. 100 stirs of the tea bag. Tea bag out and a tiny drop of low fat milk.
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Thanks Rain Man
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Careful out there @Rocko. IT’s a cold wet day so there’s loads of people out walking carrying tea and umbrellas. Dangerzone.
I had a lovely cappuccino in McDonald’s just there now until I spilled it down my leg.
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He’d send him home with his tae in a shoe
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Any celebs knocking around?
Not in McDonald’s in rochdale I don’t think so. No a listers anyway.