This isnt about Rachel Allens sandwiches

@flattythehurdler isn’t back from his cycle yet

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Dan is still on tilt from yesterday it seems.

The Carkies are circling the wagons again.

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I can hear the creaking of the wheels from here!

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Rachel is from Foxrock. Her father was heir to the Winstanley shoe fortune.

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They’re that stone mad about Cork they’ll even worship a Leix woman who brings them a few bob

Ahh lovely. The stone is lifted and the spiders are scrambling

Ants, woodlice maybe but spiders makes no sense.

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The carkies are circling the wagons.

Cork :grinning:

Dan is in shite

He did 6 months in jail? Would Irish prisons be like in the movies/soap dramas where a ā€œcelebritiesā€ son would probably be beaten up or is it more relaxed than portrayed?

Not sure any current posters have done a stretch

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I’m sure has now built up some better connections.

I’m sure he’s a lot better acquainted with sandwiches now

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handy out I’d say, they must’ve been shitting it something would happen to him.

I’d say they relished a moddle-coddled fucker like that, they’d have him on toast.

Surely to God he isn’t the first member of the ballymaloe extended family to get jail time? I presume they caught the staff member who was downloading child pornography that time

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Interesting dilemma, if you had the choice of doing a shortish stretch with the general prison population or in a nonce centre which would you take?

Yes I know this chap is familiar with nonces etc etc, but what’s the consensus?

Weird question

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