This Slow Site Issue

This is really beginning to piss me off. Can everyone try and type that bit quicker and see if that makes a difference with loading times.

The app speed is reasonably ok. The laptop speed is poor.

Yo Rocko how youdoin?

Hey you do know that I’m only kidding calling you names and that don’t you? I’m sorry if I’ve ever upset you mate I don’t mean that stuff at all. Seriously Rocko I only say those things for the laugh.

Anyway mate, is there any chance that you would take me off the go slow mode please? It’s very slow and really irritating, or maybe you might explain to us what exactly the problem is?

Earnestly yours

Peter G

[QUOTE=“Peter G, post: 1049901, member: 1758”]Yo Rocko how youdoin?

Hey you do know that I’m only kidding calling you names and that don’t you? I’m sorry if I’ve ever upset you mate I don’t mean that stuff at all. Seriously Rocko I only say those things for the laugh.

Anyway mate, is there any chance that you would take me off the go slow mode please? It’s very slow and really irritating, or maybe you might explain to us what exactly the problem is?

Earnestly yours

Peter G[/QUOTE]

hey peter,
why is Limerick the county what the highest representation on the irish special olympics team?

[QUOTE=“mickee321, post: 1049952, member: 367”]hey peter,
why is Limerick the county what the highest representation on the irish special olympics team?[/QUOTE]

I wouldn’t know mate. Why do you ask? How do you know this to be true? Maybe you should contact the brothers of charity in Bawnmore for more information. They’re good people there maybe they’ll be able to answer your query.

where is the search function gone?

Make your window bigger you idiot

Do we need to give @afrcoder a shout?

Gary would have made a better job than this shambles, no search function, slow as fuck, even slurrypit had a decent speed

Come to think of it this place could use a new scuttery brown paint job.
It would really set the place off lovely.

It has come to my attention that some posters other than @Peter G have been affected by my efforts to frustrate the life out of him on here with slow site loads etc.
So, I’ll try and do something about it shortly.
The good news is: I’ll be using this as an excuse to give us a little makeover. It’s been a couple of months since our last one.
This time it is actually required. At least some of our issues lately are down to errors being produced by some issues with the current skin not being perfectly compatible with our software version. Just ask anyone who has tried to register recently - it’s impossible for some technical reasons.

The new skin won’t be too dramatic a change - in fact it’s a switch back to a modified version of a skin we had on here before. I’ve been using it for the past couple of days (@Bandage and @Horsebox you can too if you can figure out how) and it’s only mildly garish and ugly.

Ah for fuck sake.
Look what you’ve done now @Peter G
A fucking upgrade.

To Progress. :pint:

We’re going members only for a while to see if that helps. I haven’t been online much so let me know if there’s any speed improvements tomorrow.

Fit to hang myself here @Rocko , what gives?

Change quote of the week, pal.

@Rocko - please make this the message non-members see when they come to the site:

@Rocko, could you make the font a bit bigger. It’s very small and I’m getting old.

Think @Fagan O’Dowd asked for that already. I’ll make that an option later.

Are you going to leave the Site readable to Members only?