Townies love Star Wars. Iāve no idea why.
We are fascinated by the greek virtue of good and bad - of the mythology used by Lucas in Star Wars that engages with the hero in a classical sense.
Bull shit. It is a load of sci fi pie in the sky contrived shit. At least sport and pussy is real. I had a cousin who who was raised in Limerick City and was big into Harry Potter and was the first man in line in Limerick every time it came out and he is quite rightly seen as an embarrassment.
The same pleb is into Star Wars and his parents couldnāt have a turkey on Christmas day until he was well into his teens as he thought Dustin the turkey was real. He is your quintessential star wars fan. He is also still involved with the Boy Scouts despite being in his late 20s.
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You have cousins in Limerick ?
+1.
Thereās a strong chance your cousin is a paedophile.
BACK IN MY DAY we grew up playing hurling, association football and Gaelic football. We played all day and into the late evenings. When it got dark we threw stones at cars, threw eggs at windows, arranged fights with other housing estates and stuff like that.
What kind of sheltered nerds were brought up watching fucking Star Wars? Did they not have any friends? Anyone with an interest in shit like this and other sci-fi and fantasy bullshit should be shot with balls of their own shit. They should also lose all rights to play sport or speak about, write about, type about or attend sporting events.
Fucking weird gimps. Iām seething again now.
Ah fuck it.
Fuck.
Aaaaaggggghhhhh.
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Quite the opposite mate.
All the bespectacled nerds were into Star Wars. Most are still virgins living with their mothers.
People who mocked Star Wars tended to be strong athletic virile types who were usually knee deep in pussy.
The roasters are out in force todayā¦ Dear lord. @Bandage - Thatās a childhood I largely subscribed to, pal. Add in getting chases off glue sniffers and watching Star Wars and we might as will have shared the same childhood, pal.
i can relate to your experience.
wherever @ChocolateMice grew up (moyross) 90% of young men wouldnt be able to relate to us
What housing estate did you grow up on, pal?
iv never lived on a housing estate
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That is an outstanding post.
If it wasnāt written by a grown man who still watches Home and Away and WWE it would be post of the year.
Itās easy know that gimps like @ChocolateMice never played a game of hurling in his life. Too busy prancing around the back garden with his mothers sweeping brush pretending he was Luke Daywalker
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Thanks, pal.
@ChocolateMice, I stopped watching WWE when I was 30 and I havenāt resumed watching Home & Away since they took a break for the 2014 FIFA World Cup - I was 32 then.
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Both far more realistic shows than that Obi Dobi Kanobi shite
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Says the crow catcher.
