Far too dour to be a hipster. Itâs going to take time. We have some truly awful/nothing players going forward - Odobert, Tel, Brendan Johnson. Bentancur and Richarlison both not up to it either. Two main attacking threats over last few season, Kulusevski and Maddison long term injuries and Solanke has morphed into another Darren Anderson type sick note. Vicario is not reliable in goal either.
We donât look like scoring outside of set pieces and crosses. Nothing through the middle. We finished 17th last season, one place off relegation. Weâll improve on that but it would represent a good season if we break into the top half with so many mediocre players.
Xavi Simons is spurs best player but that instance of self indulgence is why he was at some made up Red Bull team and now Spurs and represents the decline in Dutch attacking play all at once
Standard is bang average this season with Citeh and Dippers in end of era phases. Weâre on the right track and improving though. We have a lot of bang average players in midfield and up front and struggling for creativity with Maddison and Kulusevski long term injuries. Bit more quality and Harry leading the line, we wouldnât be far of winning the league this season with the bar so low.
If only you had Brennan Johnson who was on the books of Notts Forest up front youâd be away in a hack. Iâm not familiar with this Brendan Johnson lad you moan about.