Any other sub-rules youâd like to make up before we continue?
Cool as mustard.
I would it if he scores the winner in a derby Italian cup final
Totti is to retire at the end of the season
Class player.
Why didnât he ever test himself in one of the top leagues?
Often thought that .
In fairness, thereâs a lot to be said for a fella who devotes himself to his club exclusively. Totti can proudly join messrs Neville, Carragher and Le Tissier now.
Heâs the only player Iâve ever seen spit into another players face. Unique.
A 24 carat scumbag.
Ah come on Voller/Rikjard?
Davey Fitz wouldnât even do that.
Totti relished in it.
The greatest.
Lazioâs Ultras released a statement calling Francesco Totti âthe best of enemiesâ - with more than a few digs at Roma.
Last nightâs defeat to Inter saw Biancocelesti fans unveil a banner for the captain of their city rivals, the top-scorer in Rome derbies, and that has been followed up by a statement today.
âIt was March 6, 1994 when we met for the first time,â the statement from Gli Irriducibili begins.
âYou came on in place of [Giovanni] Piacentini and you got a penalty which [Giuseppe] Giannini missed.
âSo young and yet you were already capable of representing the history of your team in such an excellent manner, a history of penalties and missed opportunities.
âSince then, while ringing-up record on record, while stadiums around the world clapped their hands, while you thought about t-shirts and Sanremo adverts, Lazio won a Scudetto, a Cup Winnersâ Cup, a European Super Cup, four Coppa Italia - one of which you were present for - and three Supercoppe Italiane.
âHow much you could have won on the pitch with Real Madrid, no-one will ever know. You are the only champion they couldnât buy.
âWithout you they had to settle for two Intercontinental Cups, two World Club Cups, five Champions Leagues, three European Super Cups, seven La Liga titles, three Copa del Rey and six Spanish Super Cups. Not much, for a player of your talent.
âIn any case, and especially in these times, youâve reached a goal which deserves respect. The respect you didnât receive from your fans and your club, and for that - we say this sincerely - weâre sorry.
âWe would never have allowed a player like you to be treated like this. We would never have silently observed what they have done and what they are doing to you.
âNobody defends you now, and of course we canât do it. We bear no grudge for the t-shirts and the jokes youâve aimed at us. Theyâre there, and in fact they have to stay - weâre in Rome and thatâs how it works.
âIn any case, a handshake for an opponent who, after all these years, leaves the pitch as âthe best of enemiesâ.â
FFS sake lads. The mans last time in the shirt and not a mention.
Some fans ye are. He starts on the bench. 6 minutes in.
wifi not great here in the olympic stadium
Some start to it
Totti coming on guys.