Traffic management advice thread for roasters (don't be traffic)

[Mac]

@flattythehurdler

I had an unfortunate incident this morning in which I winkled through across the traffic between a car and a lorry into the inside lane pulling onto a roundabout. The traffic was logjammed in all directions including on the roundabout, but the inside lane looked clear. As I pulled into it, I realised why, as the entire inside lane was coned off,except, for some reason, the bit I managed to pull onto. The lorry driver was clearly a little vexed by my driving, and nosed forward to block me backing back out, though its hard to see what youre at reversing a bike in any case, so there was nothing for it but to proceed slowly round the coned off bit until the next gap in the tape. Unfortunately, halfway there, I encountered a group of manc workmen who seemed a tad irate at my pottering along their safety bit on a motorbike. I started to attempt to explain, but it clearly was only inflaming things, so I fucked off sharpish, with peaceful state of mind slightly disturbed.

Every post you make about your commute continues to reinforce my thought that your licence should be taken off you

[anon32894817]

That’s a prick of a drive.

[Bod95]

Give us a shout kid! As alluded to here going via Portlaoise is your best option exactly 1 hour to Mullingar from there and you bypass Tullamore also. When you get to Kilbeggan take the motorway towards Dublin and come off at the Tyrellspass exit approx 5 minutes trip. The road is much better in from there.

[Julio_Geordio]

@cluaindiuic

I’m on that road almost every day. It’s going to be excellent when it’s done. March is the supposed completion of the motorway widening.

They are a long time at it. It might have taken a bit longer overall but surely they could have done it in sections.
The Guards should forget about speeding and arrests the cunts in trucks trying to overtake other trucks.

[Copper_pipe]

I’m gone full roaster here. Steak dinner, loads of gravy and a pint bottle of cider

[Bod95]

One for the Ravenous thread are you in the Park Hotel or Bloomfield?

[gilgamboa]

@anon32894817

’ve to be in the Dublin 3 area next Tuesday for 9:30 am. If I was leaving limerick what time would be nessacary to make the journey? I’ve no idea about m50 traffic early on a working day.

How did you get on with this after? Iv to be in the city centre for 10 but will book the train id say with the forecast

[Copper_pipe]

I’m not sure if I want to be revealing that. I’m flat out on Tinder here

[anon32894817]

Left at 5 and made it comfortably enough. The road works are a bolox and you wouldn’t be making much headway on any part of the motorway. The food in the goat is gone to shite

[Julio_Geordio]

Get the train mate. Traveling around that time is horrendous altogether these days

[carryharry]

Hope it went okay for ye.

[Mac]

@anon32894817

The food in the goat is gone to shite

His place in Milltown is far superior

[anon32894817]

What’s that? His best bar is searsons. Christ the women inside there is unreal.

[anon32894817]

Thanks.

[croppy_boy]

The Dropping Well.

[Julio_Geordio]

You know there are places in Dublin Charlie doesn’t own?

[anon32894817]

I don’t no that area of Dublin too well.

[thedancingbaby]

What were you doing in the goat if you were going to Dublin 3 mate ?

[anon32894817]

I was in Vincent’s in the morning and then done a little shopping in dundrum.

[artfoley]

@anon32894817

I was in Vincent’s in the morning

and they released you?