Turd Division

You’ve been earmarked as one to watch.

The Mullach Machine is strong, the Ironsides Turd Edition has potential though. A gentle kicking of OJs Bills arse would do for a start though.

@Distended_Red_Anus or whatever alias you’re runnin’ these days, that’s a very fair offer I’ve made, but be warned. it shall remain open for 12 hours, and 12 hours only.

How many get promoted?

Two…winner of overall league and winner of playoffs

Have a look a my squad pal?

As soon as I am done with Joe, kid.

The season hasn’t even started and I’m sick of being in this piece of shit division. @ChocolateMice consider yourself and your gimpy mates in the Segunda on notice; In 12 months time, my boots will be covered in defeated turds and I’ll be walking all over that faggot division.

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I’m not sure about this whole 2nd teams lark. We could end up with an absolute fuck of a situation where @Turenne could have 2 teams in the Segunda next year. Can we institute a rule where 2nd teams can’t be promoted? @Gman @ChocolateMice @Chucks_Nwoko?

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+1. I wholeheartedly second this.

+1.

I thought that was a given…second teams can not be promoted…they were only allowed in after emergency legislation this year due to faggots like @Locke pulling out and fucking it up for everyone.

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Spastic.

You’ve done well there, pal…however, word to all turds, keeping an eye on waivers (free players) each week and also your current players’ weekly matchups is key. I’ll be happy to take pms from Mullach for the season if other veterans want to volunteer their services to others in the league.

I thought we were gonna be TFKNFLFF mates this year? Well, fuck you then. As a parting gift, tell me why are matchups so important? Is it not most points on the field wins?

It is, pal…but on any given Sunday certain players will be up against defences that are good against the run or good against the pass etc etc so you’ll have to make a call on certain players based on their match up…likewise teams will be poor against the run/pass and you may be tempted to play a slightly lesser player if he has a really good match up…this isn’t soccer fantasy football, this is the ultimate challenge you will ever face.

Ah, I thought you meant the fantasy matchups…no, that’s great. Words can’t really convey my excitement. But im really fucking excited. I just wish the likes of @turenne and @Distended_Red_Anus showed the same enthusiasm.

Keep an eye on waivers, pal. It will be all the difference.

As in shitheads everyone thought were shit but then go and have a breakout week 1?