Get used to that.
Yes you will continue to get in ahead of me on the waivers. Now please show some respect for those ranked above you.
Touché. Dumping Brady? Hmmmm, leave it with me. …
I was surprised that I picked up James Jones on the waiver. I am not going to trade him this soon, but thanks for the offer Lokocove. The ould WR’s are getting very thin on the ground.
Some nicely poised battles going on.
Fat Lads with padding v Cunning Stunts will go down to the wire with the Jets game tomorrow night and may depend on Dwayne Allen.
I’m still not out of the woods with The Ironsiders, and may depend on Chris Ivory participation.
The Mullach Machine looks in a spot of bother and needs a big one from Andrew Luck to get him over the line.
Romo’s injury may have fucked OJs Bills. Band of Roasters should be able to overhaul Codegreen boys with both Lacey and Jones to play.
Huge shock with hitherto division favourite @artfoley OJ’s Bills staring right down the barrel to the previously unheralded @manbehindthewire’s Shutthefuck up.
Is scores stay as they are, I’m guessing the Vegas odds will show @Loko_Cove 2-0) as the new division favourite ahead of a tantalising Sydney derby next week with @Chucks_Nwoko (2-0). With Lamar Miller and Tevin Coleman carted off today, I’m in all sorts of bother.
I hope there are no late score adjustments. Winning margin of .23 points is shaky enough.
You have got a bum draw in Week 1, but the god((s)/fairies) were looking down on you today.
And we’re off the mark. Unbelievable scenes
And with 2 injured lads on your team, well done. Keep that up, see how far you can go.
My real-life management commitments are impinging upon my fantasy career, but my workload is starting to clear a bit. Who do I have next?
Band of Roasters. A formality I’m sure
Scenes aplenty in Week 2 in Turdsville. Following shock losses to @Mullach_Ide, @artfoley and @Distended_Red_Anus (not a shock) @Chucks_Nwoko and @Loko_Cove remain the only 2 undefeated sides after Week 2. The 2 Sydneysiders will go head to head next week in a clash that will stop a city (or an office, at least).
Elsewhere, @Raylan pulled off a remarkably comprehensive victory over @Mullach_Ide despite fielding 2 inactive players, while @Clixby_Bream emerged victorious by the narrowest of margins over @anon26343222 . He’ll certainly be one to watch in the coming weeks following that morale booster.
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Off to ANZ Stadium for the top of the table clash next week. Like the AFL, the coveted Turd Division title is likely to head down under.
The people gasped. Journalists balked. Commentators vociferous in their disdain. “Sydney will never be able to accommodate 2 franchises” they scowled.
The standard playbook has been well and truly torn to shreds people with the emergence of the uncompromising duo. What odds the double promotion to Segunda come the end of the season?
It’s a testament and the strength in depth and the fierce competetive nature of the turds that @anon26343222’s 115 & 108 point tallies have only been good enough to earn him a 0-2 record.
He was. Although he’s had the misfortune to run into the 2 Sydney franchises straight up.
Congrats Band of Roasters, you’ve won the Colonel’s Golden Bucket! You picked the top scoring free agent, David Johnson. Clearly you recognize careful preparation and meticulous execution is a recipe for greatness. Ah, the sweet smell of freshly prepared excellence. Here’s to you, friend!
The Week 2 Most Satisfying Player Trophy goes to The Mullach Machine for starting Antonio Brown. Having the top player in the league on your team is satisfying. Almost as satisfying as a SNICKERS®.
@Chucks_Nwoko is stage 5 rattled here. 15 minutes to the off, and he’s only gone and dumped Tyrod for Nick Foles. There’s absolute carnage down in the changing rooms. Eli Manning has reportedly stormed out and left the ground. The rest of the squad are baffled at this late seismic change. Chaos reigns at The Cunning Stunts and Chucks clearly has the look of a man under pressure.
He’s rolled the dice for a season changing game. Last month’s night on the piss, after which he famously failed to draft a QB1, has clearly come back to haunt the man. The Cunning Stunts could be looking for a new GM come Monday.
Watch. This. Space.
Thank fuck there is no relegation from this league.