Turd Division

This bye week is killing me. It looks like I might have tog out myself yet.

Be careful what you wish for…

I will wear your skin and skin your cat, you fuck.

FFS sakes you’re playing some tard with no QB, no defence and no TE. I think you’ll manage the W alright.

Impressive scoring @Chucks_Nwoko

Thanks pal. I think some disparaging comments made by @anon26343222 about 2 of my former players really inspired the lads today.

Gurley seems to be working out well for you :rage:

I think he’s relishing the running game we emphasize at the Cunning Stunts. I’m willing Eli on every game, I really am.

Ah for fuxxake.

First Charles, now Foster.

Might have to ditch the running game.

Not a bad finish from Woodhead. Todd who?

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Boy am I glad that you rejected my trade for Foster last week. Monster score this week, congratulations, and nothing left on the bench either.

It’s a testament to my abilities as a GM that despite losing Charles and Foster, I can still call on Gurley and Miller as my RB corps.

The show will go on.

We will defeat the odds.

We will prosper.

We are the Cunning Stunts.

Good week for the Roasters. I got the fantasy equivalent of a walkover, and other results went in my favour. Fat lads pulled off a huge shock against Lokocove. How many entries will be in the Alfred Blue stakes I wonder?

An extraordinary gameweek with the Turds, as it once again proved to be the most dramatic league across all 3 divisions.
The headline story came with Fat Lads pipping @Loko_Cove thanks to an Eagle’s intercept in Q3.
Chuck’s boys racked up an astonishing 208 points in defeating @anon26343222 . The victory soured by Foster’s blown Achilles. Foster joins Charles on the Cunning Stunts’ IR.
@Turenne reated a minor shock by holding on to victory over @Mullach_Ide after Larry Fitzgerald failed to fire for the Cards.
@Raylan had the recently traded Danny Woodhead to thank for victory over @artfoley
@Clixby_Bream escaped a gameweek where he had 5 players on BYES with a routine victory over Shutthefuckup.

We move on to Week 8 where the key clashes will be the 2 v 3 clash of Loko and Mullach, while Band of Roasters faces the improving @Turenne

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You want Bell as well @Chucks_Nwoko? Your avarice is breathtaking

Turenne :joy:

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@Turenne - you can go and fuck. Yo won’t be entering the Segunda, unless it is via relegation. You are a filler here due to an emergency and can continue that way if you please but lads are not allowed 2 teams in the top divisions.

@Chucks_Nwoko, are all franchises actively managing their rosters? I hope there’s not a slew of organizations with inactive/bye week players in their starting lineups. It’s up to you to give any offending GMs stern warnings via PM.

@Loko_Cove…youd want to be changing your lineup …don’t mind those projections they ain’t worth a wank. You’re gonna get roasted this week.

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You can see us?

Waaaay down here…you can still see us?