It’s 1 v 2 this week in a showdown which may decide the league title.
Hotting up for the remaining 2 playoff spots between @Raylan @Mullach_Ide @artfoley @Turenne and @Clixby_Bream.
Special mention to @anon26343222, the division’s unluckiest GM languishing at 4-7 despite a whopping 1,476 points accumulated.
Indeed, the true table has him in third spot.
Favour returned, the two boys obliged you.
And James Jones threw his hat in the ring for the race to the bottom. See if you can beat a zero return.
It’s getting very tight at the top of the turd. My victory, welcome as it is, has had no effect on the overall shape of things. I needed other results go go my way.
It’s something that’s greeted the Stunts every day they’ve been in the locker room. Pinned to the wall, was what everyone was thinking; the fans, the media, former players, everyone.
Nwoko used this as motivation to drive his team of no-hopers. He installed a siege mentality that his players have used to power the team to a 10-2 record. A 10-2 record that has wrapped up the division title with 2 games to play. There’s also the small matter of promotion to the Segunda, but Nwoko must now use all of his obvious talents to focus his troops on sealing the elusive Turd Bowl.
Hands down the busiest GM in this league. Kudos Chucks
Actually the draft had little to no bearing on Nwoko’s success. Of the 15 shitheads drafted, just 2 (two) remain.
Kelce, who he couldn’t give away for free, and Gostkowski, who just kept showing up at practice every day.
The Stunts’ 12 matchups so far have seen an incredible 11 (eleven) QBs stake a claim for the starting spot. Every single one fucked up.
Just touched on that. The front office have been given the week off on an all expenses paid trip to Honolulu this week.
Congratulations @Chucks_Nwoko, well done. Although I hope the Honolulu trip can spare enough guys to keep the Mullach Machine and OJ’s Bills honest in the playoff battle. The Roasters are only in third by their fingernails.
How does it work in relation teams on the same wins?
Head to head
So Band of Roasters beats Southern Bias on head to head, Southern Bias beats me on head to head and I beat Band of Roasters on head to head. Why am I bottom of the three??
For the integrity of the league, I’ll be doing all I can. I will be blooding Devante Parker but I think the kid is up to it.
On a sidenote, not only do i want to beat @Mullach_Ide i want my foot on the cunt’s throat, given his affiliation with the @ChocolateMice franchise.
Nah, he’s tied up with the gronk.
it’ll go on division record or then points scored after that. Or it should anyway. the leagues sometimes have a habit of fucking up placings and commissioners sometimes have to intervene and manually fix the standings for playoffs.
Don’t worry about it, we will win this week.
Cheers pal, I’ll be dedicating my victory to you.
PM your full squad again, pal.
