Turd Division

How does this work?

Sorry I didn’t realise he was on about a 16 team league… That won’t happen…I thought we were seeing who is in for next year

Understood. We go again.

Better off doing a turd count next July. Turds tend to be flaky and inconsistent.

I’m wondering how many we have in the Turd Division as of now, so we’ll know how many, if any recruits have to be found. 10 or 12 teams doesn’t matter. Don’t mind me liking the 16 team proposal - that was a combination of big fingers and small screen!

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I might be in a position to recruit another non TFK member which would also boost our Hook Peninsula representation.

I’ll see what I can do.

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I’d prefer regular, active posters. I’d hate to see the turds end up like Div 1; a soulless vessel drifting aimlessly in the night.

I have secured the vital signature. The said individual is about to embark on their TFK voyage.

I’ll fill out my application for commission later.

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I’ll save you the hassle;

@Loko_Cove @Clixby_Bream (if not promoted) @raylan @artfoley is there any interest in stepping up to commish or do we elect croppy_boy unopposed?

I’m happy to swim with the Turds again next year if I’m beaten next week.

Sure you would. See you in the segunda pal. Choco rat won’t be holding your hand any more either.

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No issue with that happening here anyway

I was looking for an agent’s commission for signing a new franchise.

However I accept this new position and the massive salary that goes with it, reluctantly, if the league wishes it and if I can count on @Gman will help out in an advisory capacity.

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In light of the current shitfuck in the segunda, the need for a strong, decisive and impartial commish has never been clearer. I believe @croppy_boy is your man.

No to @croppy_boy.

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Fuck up, you.

Seconded

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You’re really seething that I stuck my head above the parrot pit and upset the apple tart by qualifying for the bowl final, I’ll let it pass bud. As a founding Turd I say no to @croppy_boy.

What upset? You finished tied for second after a storming finish. You’ve been well fancied for weeks. You’re heavily stacked with the Steelers but if they can perform like that v the Broncos, you’re going to knock it out the park next week.

Whilst acknowledging it’s not beyond the realms of possibility, overturning tonight’s deficit is highly improbable.

In any event, I feel you’re better equipped to give Mullach a game in the final. The turds deserve a competitive final. I’ve Shady and Alshon banged up, Lamar being completely Miller’d and a tight end laying goose eggs. My only hope would be for Bortles to put 50 on the Saints. But when you look at his Steelers skill players up against the Ravens, I’d be fearful for whoever plays him.