Twitter (Part 1)

[backinatracksuit]

Ah yes, what was it you accused me of making up then?

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

You were named after a woman beater?

[Juhniallio]

@Tank

It seems pretty undemocratic that someone could be sued for saying that they believe the testimony someone gave in a Court case.
If the verdict had gone the other way I wouldnt want to see the lads on TFK in trouble for saying the accused was into it at the start.

Aodhan O’Riordan’s an awful cunt though. From James Connolly to that wee snot, The sad story of the Irish left. What’s O’Riordan’s schooling? It’s not on Wikipedia. Who’s this college educated Labour councilor to be calling someone else’s smug and middle-class.

You’d get dizzy in this country from spinning round to look at all the cunts.

I can’t believe this was missed. A couple of lads on here went to school with him in Malahide. Bezzers.

[GeoffreyBoycott]

@Little_Lord_Fauntleroy

You were named after a woman beater?

You’re struggling with your maths there. The legal travails of my Yorkshire and England namesake that were referenced date back 20 years to 1998. I’m a lot older than 20.

[backinatracksuit]

Mr and Mrs Boycott weren’t to know, odd of the Dandi’s to name their baby boy after a guy who was riding his daughter for years

[Cicero_Dandi]

I was named after my papa, Cicero.

[GeoffreyBoycott]

@Cicero_Dandi

I was named after my papa, Cicero.

So its your grandfather that has the questions to answer, or was he called Cicero as well?

[Cicero_Dandi]

Cicero was my paternal grandmother’s maiden name.

[artfoley]

@Cicero_Dandi

Cicero was my paternal grandmother’s maiden name

Lucky asexuality doesn’t run in your family

[Cicero_Dandi]

I was born in wedlock.

Both my parents are devout Catholics.

[artfoley]

@Cicero_Dandi

I was born in wedlock.

Both my parents are devout Catholics

Lovely, don’t see what it has to do with asexuality though

[Cicero_Dandi]

They may have only done it to create me and my siblings.

[glenshane]

@Cicero_Dandi

and my siblings.

Who are also your parents. Probably

[Cicero_Dandi]

No, I’m not some hillbilly from Derry.

[glenshane]

There are no hillbillies in derry. If your sister, who is also your mother heard some of your abusive talk she would be hopping like a sausage in a pan, along with her brother…

[Cicero_Dandi]

If you don’t think there are any hillbillies in Derry, then you must be one yourself.

[glenshane]

You are confounded by your own parentage. Why would someone from Italy have such unjustified bias against derry?

[Cicero_Dandi]

It’s not unjustified bias.

It’s a reasoned observation.

[backinatracksuit]

You’re a very special boy, it looks like you’re the only person in the entire world with that name, mad stuff altogether.

[Cicero_Dandi]

Is my name odd? Or is it odder that you were googling me?

Papa has the same name as me, so I’m not the only one.