Twitter (Part 1)

You really need to brush up on your ancient Roman history.

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Cicero Dandi is my real name.

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Really? Geoffrey Boycott is my real name. I wonder are we the only two contributors on here using our real names?

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Ah yes, what was it you accused me of making up then?

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You were named after a woman beater?

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I can’t believe this was missed. A couple of lads on here went to school with him in Malahide. Bezzers.

You’re struggling with your maths there. The legal travails of my Yorkshire and England namesake that were referenced date back 20 years to 1998. I’m a lot older than 20.

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Mr and Mrs Boycott weren’t to know, odd of the Dandi’s to name their baby boy after a guy who was riding his daughter for years

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I was named after my papa, Cicero.

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So its your grandfather that has the questions to answer, or was he called Cicero as well?

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Cicero was my paternal grandmother’s maiden name.

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Lucky asexuality doesn’t run in your family

I was born in wedlock.

Both my parents are devout Catholics.

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Lovely, don’t see what it has to do with asexuality though

They may have only done it to create me and my siblings.

Who are also your parents. Probably

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No, I’m not some hillbilly from Derry.

There are no hillbillies in derry. If your sister, who is also your mother heard some of your abusive talk she would be hopping like a sausage in a pan, along with her brother…

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If you don’t think there are any hillbillies in Derry, then you must be one yourself.

You are confounded by your own parentage. Why would someone from Italy have such unjustified bias against derry?