That took an unexpected turn
I donāt think thatās Dublin.
Thereās alot to unpack there.
As my old Maths teacher used to say, āif you have to go, you have to goā
Saw a lad doing similar down on Cathedral St beside the Pro Cathedral one day. The eyesight wouldnāt be great and I saw him from a distance as I was coming from OāConnell St. I could see him in a squatting position and shaking and I assumed that the poor man had fallen down and was unable to get up. I resolved to help him get up and marched towards him. When I got up close I realised that the dirty cunt was having a shite in the middle of the street in broad daylight.
Pretty sure you cant be arrested for taking a shit in public, but you can be for taking a piss. Or perhaps this is an urban legend. Some lad here who has been caught for one or the other can perhaps confirm.
Iāve never got caught taking a shit in public yet 
After the Limerick v Waterford semi final last year I was bursting for a piss walking through Dublin so shot up an alley to relieve myself as covid rules were in place in eateries and hostiliary, but had to turn back from the sight and smell of human excrement everywhere. The next laneway was the same but I had to go. All those heroin addicts losing control of their bowels all over Dublin City every night 
It truly is an awful place.
I used to shit in the middle of the road as a very young boy. My mother must have thought she was rearing a half wit.
It was just one of those things I used do like climb trees. I think I remember I did it as I liked to shock people.
I donāt recall how I cleaned myself afterwards and it was long before psyllium husk.
Maybe itās the reason, even now, Iād never leave the house without a tissue. The human sub conscious.
There was a lot less traffic then too.
By god
quelle surprise. Cc Munster rubby could be looking at a points deduction here. Assuming there are points in whatever tournament it is they play in.
Chilling
Classic. A fella did it to me once there by the Parkway. Both of us competing for the 1 lane as you go towards Childers road Dunnes. I cut him off and he got out of the car and took down my reg. I only told him to keep to the speed limit when I opened the window, then I followed him home and drove past it.
Thatās Kev
That fella in the SUV is some wankball