TwiX (Part 2) The bird is Xtinct

$100 dollar bills too mind. Iā€™d of been lifting lads out with showlders into the ditch.

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Like a roaster at a wedding hitting the dancefloor when ā€œthunderstruckā€ comes on

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The lads in tight trousers waste crucial time rolling them up. Iā€™m there like a flash thanks to my Marks & Spencerā€™s wedding suit :sunglasses:

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And elastic tie

Thatā€™s a felony

Highway robbery

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She was picking up a bit of litter, fair dues to her I say.

Not litter bro

Could we not give her the benefit of the doubt?

America is broken

And moving inexorably towards civil war or some kind of secession.

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The numerous Kerry supporters on here wonā€™t like that one bit

Headshot with the duster.

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#moreofffffffffffftttttagainststhanofffffing

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Ah these are lovely to read of a Monday morning, warms the heart.

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Sing Your Dialect is a great form of entertainment

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