Not sure, probably something to do with Bono.
Done pal. Any pint you want, doesnât even have to be a âŹ4 special.
Paul Walsh comparing Chiellini to Gentile. 
Is he after maiming someone?
Have been really impressed with Oblak in this tie. A top, top 'keeper!
Cristy bottled that finish.
Keeper got down well though.
Heâs been on a yellow since the first minute but it hasnât curbed his enthusiasm.
Would have been serious questions asked if he hadnât saved it comfortably.
Chicarito has a massive hang time to him, that was a huge leap there for the chance at the end of the half.
After the passing of Fagan OâDowdâs dog, hopefully Atleti can give us a Berna-bow-wow here. Woof woof.
Chiellini is some bit of stuff.
Lovely weighted ball by Isco
Gigi gets away with one there.
Gigi.
Juve under the cosh big time here.
Vidal has been a liability all evening, constantly getting caught in possession and crashing into lads. The back three are keeping Juve in it now.
Morata has been really poor.
I always feel thereâs something of Adolf Hitler about that foghorn voiced cunt in the stands at the Bernabow.
Cristyâs technique is awful. You wouldnât get that in the League of Ireland.
Llorente for Morata who has had a shocker but itâs an odd change. Juve are struggling to keep the ball and now theyâre bringing on an immobile oaf up front who will surely lose it everytime it goes up to him.