Uk affairs, The Double Lizzie Crisis (Part 1)

Here @Tassotti when did these fucking things stop being legal tender? I was mortified there buying the racecard

You’ve very red hands @Fagan_ODowd

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Have you a skin disease?

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Yes I’ve haemochromotosis.

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At least a year id say

‘‘Twas like I’d handed them four buttons.

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I rarely carry cash myself. The old fivers aand tenner are gone too

How do you pay the hookers? Do they take plastic?

Swipe between the tits

Harry and Meghan are expecting. Congratulations @Tassotti mate

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That’s a few brit hating halfwits kept busy now for the day .
Congrats to them both.
If either of them were members here they d get 30 likes for that.

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That didnt take long.

Can’t blame him really.

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Conceived in Oireland ?

Or a shotgun wedding.

Another welfare sponger on the way.

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What a spring it promises to be here on the mainland. Brexit and a royal baby both to be delivered, we will never have had it so good. Nigel or Theresa would be a lovely traditional name for the newborn.

Albion Mountbatten-Windsor

Congrats @Tassotti

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=25&v=T2rDeVraXcw

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