Uk affairs, The Double Lizzie Crisis (Part 1)

Lib Dems experience will be repeated by the Labour Party in Ireland.

He is a character.

Glad to hear it, he’s going to be spending a lot of spare time down the pub now that he has no future in front line politics.

Tiredness hitting now. Time to call it a day. Will be interesting to see how things develop tomorrow.

This is heading towards a Conservative majority. Results in Wrexham and Battersea are good indicators

And Nuneaton particularly.

BBC saying a Tory majority now likely

Looks like those 54 favourites are all about to come in.

Willie McCrea gone. Can concentrate on his singing career now.

The vile Willie McCrea loses his seat to some English sounding UUP bloke. Tide turning against the DUP.

Nicola Sturgeon is the real winner tonight

Can you confirm that this Kinahan lad is a first cousin of FOTF Chris de Burgh?

David Cameron will be the last Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

I can. Chris has a lot of cousins up North in both communities. A bittersweet couple of days for him with Jock Davison’s tragic death but this should lift his spirits. He’ll be high on emotion.

It’s the bacon sandwich wot won it

Sky following Cameron’s car from the air. It’s like a very slow and pointless version of Police Camera Action.

Douglas Alexander gone

That’s a disappointment for CUP/DUP coalition hopes. Seemingly, UUP running David Simpson relatively close in Upper Bann too. I was sceptical about the UUP challenge in those two seats but it would appear their optimism was not ill founded.

Loses to a 20 year old girl. Who talks like Frankie Boyle.

Looks like him too