Uk affairs, The Double Lizzie Crisis (Part 1)

Looks like a result is imminent in Witney.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic elected for the SNP in Dundee West, going by the name Chris Law.

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Kirsty Wark v Kay Burley is the only interesting battle left tonight. One works for Rupert Murdoch and has clearly spent tens of thousands on having some work done. The other works for BBC and clearly hasn’t spent a penny. I know who’s side I’m on

Kirsty would be a wonderful dinner party guest. Burley would be a truly awful dinner party guest. She’d insult everybody and come out with a load of offensive comments. But I bet she fucks good.

Gordon Browns old constituency now with the SNP

Labour steal my old abode Ealing from the Tories, just about the only bit of positive they’ve had yet

Great chance of all 59 seats.

The exit poll gave them 58 out of 59. What was the odd one out? Was it Orkney & Shetland?

I think so. Looks like the SNP might win that. Very close though. Liberals have held it since the 19th century.

Ridiculous achievement if/when it happens by any standard of politics. The end is well and truly nigh for the union, it cannot survive for too much longer with such fragmented politics. Cameron may remain PM tonight but the only thing History is likely to remember him for is as the PM who was responsible for allowing the dismantling of the UK to happen on his watch.

Nothing will save Ed Miliband’s bacon now. Liverpool’s Andy Burnham is a leader in waiting.

Confirmation that Jim Murphy is gone.

Looks like Edinburgh South may stay Labour.

He’s just as fucking anal and soulless though, worse than Ed if anything. Labour are paying for the purge of whatever genuine charismatic leadership types they had during the New Labour days. Nothing but a bunch of careerist wannabe types nowadays.

The housewives will love him.

Miliband didn’t look the part. And that’s the main reason why he’s lost.

That’s modern politics.

[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 1136063, member: 183”]The housewives will love him.

Miliband didn’t look the part. And that’s the main reason why he’s lost.

That’s modern politics.[/QUOTE]
The housewives won’t love him. Labour are well and truly fucked. Agree about modern politics.

Modern in this sense being the mass production of the television

Jack Straw laying the blame for tonight on Gordon Brown

Yes but he’s boyish and handsome and that’s worth at least 40-50 seats.

You need to lay off the P.IE buddy