Uk affairs, The Double Lizzie Crisis (Part 1)

I don’t get my opinions from that right-wing lunatic site.

Good news for the DUP in North Belfast as Nigel Dodds comfortably sees off the challenge of convicted terrorist Gerry Kelly.

Good man. Stick to TFK, the home of international business, and you’ll be alright

TFK is also a right wing lunatic site though.

SNP lose Orkney and Shetland to the Lib Dems.

So Nearly Perfect. But not quite.

The Shetlands demanding independence from Scotland, UK couldn’t be more fucked

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That’s not really Scotland, its more Scandinavia. They’ll probably be looking to join Norway.

The Clegg vote is really the last item of interest. Big picture is obvious now.

The almost blanket victory for the SNP will break the hearts and minds of the Nordie unionists. They know well Scottish Independence totally undermines their own desperate support of the union. Ireland will be a 32 county Republic within 10 years

Vince Cable likely to lose says a Lib Dem source.

No chance. It’ll only make them more hardline.

I think you’re missing the big picture from tonight. Tory/Labour Governments will come and go but the Union is a dead man walking. They can be as hardline as they like but the writing is on the wall and it’s loud and clear.

As long as they have a majority it ain’t gonna happen and they have enough castle Catholic Uncle Toms to prop them up.

Milibands count expected in about five minutes

Actually so is Camerons and Cleggs they’re saying now

Clegg* loses Sheffield Hallam.

*Stephen, of the English Democrats, with 167 votes. Nick, Liberal Democrat leader, wins.

Clegg
Thanks the fuzz
Thanks his agent
Thanks Miriam
Thanks wherever the fuck voted for him
Cruel and punishing night with profound implications for the Lib Dems
Will talk to his colleagues before saying anymore.

Laz
He’s gonzo

Ed Balls gone.

Sounds like Gildernew is gone. Not a good election for SF.

Boris
It’s fantastic
It’s fantastic
It’s absolutely fantastic
The British people had the most amazing surprise up their sleeve
The mistake of Ed was he vacated Blairs middle ground
We need to keep the show on the road in Scotland
Scots didn’t vote with their heart of hearts
Scotland and London are looking to a federal direction
Cameron has massive authority now
(Key Burley) No he doesn’t
Kay lets wait and see
It’s fantastic

Laz
PM in waiting in a federal England