Uk affairs, The Double Lizzie Crisis (Part 1)

Esther McVey would geddit

Tories have taken some seat in Scotland:eek:

That’s good news for the constituents of Fermanagh/South Tyrone if it materialises. After years of non-representation in Parliament due to that abstention nonsense, they could well have a voice in the House again.

Silence speaks louder than scumbags

Yes, good news from Dumfriesshire, Clydesdale and Tweeddale, where David Mundell has retained his seat for the Conservative & Unionist Party.

I’ll be interested to see what happens next door in Berwickshire, Roxburgh & Selkirk. Surely they couldn’t elect one of those SNP layabouts in that part of the wordl?

Mrs Ed Balls retains her seat

Charlie I like a pint Kennedy gone

Declaration from Doncaster North…

Elliott has a face that would turn milk sour.

Red Ed retains his seat

Unreal over in the UK with the results coming in only a mere few hours after polls close. Unlike Ireland where you have the big roasters not starting the count until the next day. All of them ateing filthy breakfast rolls at the count centre and taking ages to confirm who was elected.

Miliband
Thanks Doncaster racecourse:clap:
Clearly a disappointing night
Surge of Nationalism in Scotland
Deeply sorry to Labour candidates in Scotland
Waiting for the full results to come through

Laz
Should have done the decent thing and resigned on the spot

Lib Dems making the PDs look good tonight

Labour win a seat somewhere in Scotland:eek:

Adam Boulton
‘We should consider Northern Ireland briefly’

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Paddy Ashdown better get his red sauce ready to eat his hat the clown

This is the guy holding up Camerons count
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A brave effort from the young SDLP candidate but a little over 5% of the vote is disappointing.

Cameron
Thanks the staff
Thanks his agent
Thanks the voters
Remembers the sacrifice of the war
Slags off pollsters
Strong night for the Tories
Strong response to our record
Too early to say what might happen
We are good for apprenticeships
I don’t duck the big issues, Scotland, Europe
I am for the poor
I want to bring the UK together-Devolution
One UK

Laz
Unlike @Sidney Cameron can see the writing on the wall. Right from the off he’s focused on saving the union. Will he succeed?
Will he fuck