Uk affairs, The Double Lizzie Crisis (Part 1)

The word is they had a massive bender in Downing St after they horsed out Cummings and his cronies, a full on weekender by all accounts. Carrie is besties with the new press officer Allegra Stratton and they got proper mashed, they were sending drunken tweets that were instantly deleted, comparing Cummings to Tony Pulis. Also explains why Boris looked so haggard in his tweet and why he’s isolating yet again

I’d say Allegra would destroy you.

She’d hand it back to you soft.

And put a bit of spin on it.

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Johnson is some sack of shit all the same. He has no morals, ethics, backbone or beliefs. An empty shell of ambition driven by his father.

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Only a matter of time before they push him out. He’s pissed every faction off at this stage.

The Gover lining him up something proper, he can’t even see it coming.

The gover is chained to Boris. Sunaks to lose.
The Scots hate gove just as much. He a smug weasel faced squeaky little cunt of a man. The average punter around manc dislikes him more than Boris.

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Is Sunak too brown for white van man?

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Johnson-Kemal hung on long enough to establish an unassailable lead in the table of all-time worst British PMs. Some going to make it to the top in a year for a competition that is 300 years old.

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That’s a good question. Tbh it’s not white van man as much as whatever kind of basement dweller is actually a member of the Tory party. Covid must have done for a fair few.

Not only three hundred years old, but three hundred years of epic achievement cuntishness.

Theresa May must be laughing.

She is dancing with delight

through a field of corn

I see Nissan have fired a warning shot at Boris. Not that the fat thick cunt would notice it

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Sunak would be a smart move.

The Tories always lead the way with progressive moves.

Priti Patel it is then

Interesting to see whether it affects their currently strong appeal to the racists.